Kareem grows tired of all the young whipper snappers
May 13th, 2010
Laker legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar announced today he wants to raise the NBA age limit to 21 because of all the young "precocious kids from high school" who have a "disturbing sense of entitlement." I’m sure he also wants them all to stay off his lawn. Is Kareem a little old skool? Yes. Is he a little shell-shocked or maybe even a little jealous? Sure. But where is this really coming from you ask?
AZ Gov by day and Crypt Keeper by night sets U.S. back 50 Years
May 13th, 2010
World meet Arizona, where it’s illegal to learn about one's culture and linguistic heritage because of conservative self-serving fascist a-holes who fear the inevitable. The majority becoming the minority.
Today Jan Brewer, Latino immigrant bully extraordinaire, and also Arizona’s interim Governor who is seeking re-election this year, Signed a bill banning ethnic studies in Arizona schools. The bill is written to ban all ethnic studies but unfortunately its underlying motives are more obvious than Sarah Palin’s "hand" written talking points.
Tough sh*t from a loose stool
March 1st, 2010
Lone Republican senator Jim Bunning of Kentucky is single handedly blocking a million-plus Americans from receiving unemployment and COBRA benefits. How can a single douche bag stop millions of people from receiving earned benefits in a job-starved recession you ask? Emergency measures, such as this much needed one, needs unanimous consent to pass. So thanks to Senator ass-wipe, and as a result of the Senate's inaction, many jobless people starting Monday were no longer able to apply for federal unemployment benefits or the COBRA health insurance subsidy. His own senate colleagues have pleaded with him on the senate floor to drop his objections to receive a heart-felt response from Sen. Bunning of "Tough Sh*t".
Crib notes for the mentally challenged
February 10th, 2010
Sarah "retard" Palin was caught using 10th grade Biology class cheat notes written on her hand during a speech to her loyal Tea baggers. All after Sarah's criticism of President Obama's use of a teleprompter. Comon Sarah! You can't bash the president for using a teleprompter when you are using crib notes written on your freekin' hand! How weak are you that as a speaker and public figure you can't even memorize 3 talking points. THREE! Mental crib note to self: DVR Jon Stewart Daily Show tonite. (click link to watch, enjoy)
Colbert: "Sarah Palin Is A F--king Retard"
February 10th, 2010
Steven Colbert just became my personal hero. Using Sarah Palin's defense of Rush Limbaugh against her, last night Stephen Colbert proudly pronounced that "Sarah Palin is a f--king retard." How did all this come about? Well, it all started with Rahm Emanuel's use of the word "retard". Rahm was pissed, and rightly-so, that liberal special-interest Democrat groups were planning to run ads against conservative Democrats not supportive of health care reform. Rahm response? " that's f--king retarded!" and I agree...
Moving forward till you crash
February 10th, 2010
WTF is going on with Japanese Automakers? Footpedal and brake problems have been plaguing the once reliable automakers cars such as the camry and the prius. Toyota has expanded its largest recall ever to 8.1 million cars since September for problems with slipping floormats and sticking accelerator pedals that have been linked to crashes that killed at least 19 people. Honda is also having a mass recall over its airbags. Toyota announced that the sticking pedal can quickly be controlled by pressing the brake. The Brake? That's it? The car doesn't move forward out of control and there nothing you can do? All I have to do is press the brake? How does this cause 19 deaths? I'll tell you how... shi**y drivers! All of these people panicked and didn’t think to press the brake? WTF!?
Prez Obama Dunks on GOP
February 3rd, 2010President Obama met with the GOP this week and Jon Stewart on the Daily show summed it up best.
Rupert Murdoch bullies Amazon on $9.99 e-books
February 3rd, 2010
"I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant." - Montgomery Burns
$9.99 e-books will soon be a thing of the past. Rupert Murdoch, CEO of News Corp, has imposed his will on the largest online retailer, Amazon.com. Ol' Rupert feels that money is being lost by selling electronic books so cheaply at $9.99. Expect all e-books to now cost $14.99 and up. Apparently he feels that the low price devalues books and it hurts all the retailers of the hard cover books. Expect this to stall sales on e-readers like the new iPad and Amazon Kindle as it gives even more reason to skip the new costly gadget. Also, don't be surprised if e-book piracy increases as more readers get discouraged by the price hike. I dunno Rupert, you may be killing the market before it even gets going.
